oh hi internets

It’s been a little while.  (You can tell that I stuck by all of my resolutions.)

In the time that has passed (has it been five months already?), I’ve gone through a few death spirals and come through in a manner not unlike the deep agony of the birthing process.  It’s been fun!

And I have a few stories for you!  Once I begin the arduous process of actually writing them down, you will be regaled with:

• tales of a crazy (literally) roommate,
• How I Broke Up With My Boyfriend and Managed to Come Out Looking Classier Than Ever By Turning Around and Immediately Falling In Love Infatuation with Someone Else,
• a list of reasons why you should always take a day off at least once a week instead of working two jobs for a month and a half without a break,
• and finally, the pinnacle, I Think I’m Stuck in an Abusive Relationship, Except Not Really Because We’re Not Actually Dating, so it Doesn’t Really Count.

I like lists.

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